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02-16-2007, 02:33 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 |
Location: Sandy Eggo, CA |
Surgeon: The Great Dr. Callery |
Posts: 933 |
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True Friendship!!! (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)
True Friendship
(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When y ou are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask...."because you are my friend"
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
And remember.. when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!
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02-16-2007, 02:53 PM
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Join Date: May 2005 |
Location: Rancho Cucamonga, Ca |
Surgeon: Dr. Suh |
Age: 50 |
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Amen brother!
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Baron Patrick
It Ain't Over Till I Say It's Over-And I Won! 
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Top / Pre / Current / My Goal
280 / 263 / 190 / 180
LAP RNY 5/29/07
TT Gym Rat Club Member #19
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02-16-2007, 03:19 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004 |
Location: Oceanside, CA |
Surgeon: Dr. Potts |
Posts: 4,971 |
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I passed that one around a few times!
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02-16-2007, 03:34 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005 |
Location: Virginia Beach, VA |
Surgeon: Stanley Klein |
Posts: 7,591 |
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Originally Posted by lealphachienne
I passed that one around a few times!
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Me too  Thanks JustDave
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Blessings,
Whitney
272/243/ 123.5/135
Highest/Pre-op/ Current/Goal
GBS 3/7/06
Dr. Stanley Klein -Torrance, CA
Hernia Repair/Tummy Tuck 3/9/07!!!!
148.5 pounds and 64.5 inches gone forever!!
GOAL REACHED 2/6/07!!!
Ducksack Member#3! And TTBear Blondbear!!
www.myspace.com/horsegalwhit
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02-16-2007, 03:59 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2007 |
Location: Upstate NY |
Surgeon: Taewan Kim, Syracuse NY |
Age: 37 |
Posts: 3,048 |
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I have that posted on my cubicle wall at work  Love it!
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367/325/227/180
Start/Day of Surgery/Current/Goal
July 9, 2007.. my re-birthday!
Century Club: November 17, 2007
140 Pounds Lost... I'm not Going to Miss them or even TRY to find them.. they can stay lost!! (And if you see them... RUN.. you dont want them either!)
"Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you respond to it" ~~ Lou Holtz
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02-16-2007, 05:36 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006 |
Location: Northern Cailfornia |
Surgeon: Dr. IM Kaiser Permanente Richmond, CA |
Posts: 952 |
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ROFL hehe posting on MySPace
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315/289/174
Highest/Surgery/Current
Surgery 2-28-07
Goal to just be overweight 190
Goal to be "normal" 155
Do I really want to be normal?? Having some body issues. Don't want to be too thin.
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02-16-2007, 07:51 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005 |
Location: Upstate NY |
Posts: 3,210 |
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Will you be my friend Dave??
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 Gina in NY
288/261/134- 5'3"
High/Pre-op/Current
Goal - 125 or 19% body fat
Open RNY 6/20/06, Plastics 7/27/07
TT Gym rat club member #5
GOAL COUNT DOWN: 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1...
"Don't tell me what you're going to do, tell me what you did." Love of my life
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02-17-2007, 12:29 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2006 |
Location: Cali Coast |
Surgeon: Dr. Callery |
Posts: 2,044 |
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Wheres a current pic of you!!!???
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 Rain
12-27-04 Dr. Callery (Open RNY)
296 before pre-op
285/170/155 5'7"1/2
PRE-OP/CURRENT/GOAL???
Hernia Repair/ Abdominalplasty/ Partial Body Lift 3-13-06
Contouring lower back 5-30-08
my amazing plasic surgeon......tell him Rain sent you...lol
http://www.bolithomd.com/
A.K.A. HAMPTON5555
"Where you are matters more, if you remember where you've been."
" It's the journey, not the destination!!!"
http://www.myspace.com/afterthefat
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02-17-2007, 01:24 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 |
Surgeon: Dr. Donald Czerniach |
Age: 40 |
Posts: 7,341 |
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lol I love it.
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Official TT Bear member: DUCKIEBEAR
FOUNDER OF THE DUCKSACK CLUB TT Gym Rat # 83
Lap RNY 3/31/06
Start of program/preop/lowest/current/goal
273/256/132.5 /134/145----- 5'8"
http://www.myspace.com/duckiern
"Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you react to it."
"If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble!"
Visit my website to browse pure SWISS beauty and skin care products for the entire familiy! http://PureSkincareProducts.myarbonne.com
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02-19-2007, 02:33 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2004 |
Location: Spring Valley |
Age: 49 |
Posts: 2,437 |
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Dave, I love this one!
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Pam
Open 7/7/04 Dr Callery
333/130/150.........20 lbs below goal now!!
Start/current/goal
TT done 7/19/06
BMI pre-op 57.2
BMI now 21.6....OMG...I'm freaking "normal"
"You are the only one who can make the difference. Whatever your dream is, go for it."
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