where for art thou pants?

I finally broke down and bought a pair of pants that fit. I was freezing to death and the thought of wearing another dress was going to kill me. I was planning on letting the hair grow on my legs, just for warmth's sake, but now I don't have to. Thank goodness. I feel like I will never be warm again, and living in southern Cali isn't even helping. Next on my list...thermals.