Laura I am sure you are not the only one who gives them self a standing ovation. I remember when me and the hubby first started dating and he came to pick me up and he had one of those 240sx, one of those 2 door sporty kind of cars. Well I climb in and I hear this clap(that clap would be my big thighs) thank God he didn't hear it because I was blushing. What is worse a man thinking it was your fat clapping or me passing gas? I don't know I am kinda leaning toward the gas

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