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Originally Posted by jtroyer
Why didn't you guys tell me I would want to die after this surgery? There's just no telling how much pain is too much for one person and not for another (this makes no sense). And what about the clocks is the hospital? I Think they slow them wa-a-a-ay down. It's probably been eight days since the surgery but because of their playing with the time in there it's only four. I probably haven't lost any weight save the ounces and ounces of blood they drew about every 20 minutes or so (see, another example of that playing with time thingie...)
Good God, I hope someone out there appreciates my sense of humor!!
Anyways, I walked around the block this am. That wore me out but, wow, it felt good to have the warm sun on my back and to breate and enjoy life. I must saym however, I would sell my first born (21 years old and useless anyways) to have a B.M. Hey, sacrifices must be made!!
Take care.
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Man, if I had only had that much of a sense of humor at one week out, I think my husband would have survived the process a lot better. I'm TOTALLY impressed, and LMAO. Too funny.
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Lisa M
Lap RNY - 9/26/05
surgery/
lowest/
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Weight:
303/
137/
150
BMI:
56/
25.1/
27.4
Now in maintenance stage, with desired weight range: 150-153 pounds
Current weight: 139 Updated 10/21/08
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself." Harvey Fierstein
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Originally Posted by Gina in NY
Doesn't matter what you can eat, just matters what you do eat.
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