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Originally Posted by lorachart
So I had a steroid injection in my hip yesterday. They put me in a "twilight" sleep. When I got on the procedure table, the anesthiologist noticed that I covered the whole thing and that my arms would drop off the table when they put me under. So what did they do? The put my hands under my butt then took the edges of the gown and trussed me under my butt too. The first thought through my mind was..."I do that to my turkey when I cook it" (tuck the wings under). Don't know whether to laugh or be humiliated! Ah, hell, laugh, it's funny!!!
Carol  |
LoL did they position you before they put you under or after?
When I got my gallbladder surgery done (the first time) I worried about my chunkybutt and being naked on the table cuz my surgeon was hot.
The second time I didn't really care. They stuck a tube down my throat to explode the remaining gallstones that the first surgeon missed. I was dressed, however they had me laying on my stomach and they apparently inflated me full of air to see better. I vaguely remember coming out of the anesthesia and waking up.... and farting...... i tried so hard not to wake up cuz I was surrounded by the 10 people that did and assisted in the procedure. I was mortified. All I did the rest of that day was toot.
....toot...... toot......
....toot.