Sleep? In a hospital??!! You MUST be dreaming
Truely I don't mean to sound mean (depraved and obnoxious yes, but not mean)!
I was pestered so much in the hospital I couldn't sleep if I wanted to. I did, by accident fall asleep for a while (on my side, back to the door), but then a nurse came in and simply started pulling my shorts down to give me a B-12 shot. We both had a most unpleasant experience. I mean, your already in an unfamiliar area, your in pain, and you have so many damn wires attached to you, then someone sneaks in and starts to pull your clothes off.
If you want a private room, I do wish you luck if it will help you. Here are some of my ideas to ensure you get one -
- Say to them "Do you know who I AM?
- Tell them your cousin is Lindsay Lohan
- Throw a fit and tell them your calling your half-sister Angelina
- Tell them your father is Salvatore Lo Piccolo (arrested mafia boss)
- Tell them your father is the head of the IRS
- Threaten them you'll call Za Za Gabor ( "legendary actress" who slapped the Beverly Hills cop for pulling her over)
If all these fail, try crying!
good luck!