Kel omg you got me crackin up! i too have lost (well there just closer to my knees) most of my chest or top 1/2 of me and my butt and big tummy are STILL THERE.
I'm glad stalling doesnt bug you like it does me your blessed with that. But Geof is probably right, maybe get some milk of magnesia and have a ball in the toilet and you'll probably loose 10 pounds
