I was terrified that I was going to have to have one before surgery, but thank goodness it didn't happen! However, the day I went to the doctor fully expecting it, I spent a day with the Maalox bottle the way drunks spend the day with Jose Cuervo. I couldn't have been more cleaned out. The Chrysler building was dull next to my, as Borat would say, "Ah-nus."
I'll pray that yours is uneventful and that the doctor complements you on your clean colon. I probably should stop here, though, because I can feel a vibe coming on that would end up being inappropriate for everybody here except for Omaha Jim.
Good Luck!
-Mike
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FISHERBEAR MIKE
402/232/under 200 (As of 06/23/08)
Highest/Current/Goal
Open RNY - September 24th
170 pounds GONE, BABY, GONE!
BMI: 63 (was) / 35.8 (is)
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