Ah the butt bones. Yeah,,,,well those can be strange. Now I feel like my ass is too bony to sit on a guy's lap, and THAT's not something I ever thought I'd be self-conscious about, but yes, the boniness does show. Muscle building is needed in my rear, for sure.
One I left off is the old armpit shaving. Do you know how hard it is to shave a concave armpit? You have to move the skin around, you can't just slide and glide. It was a royal pain to keep seeing a patch I missed. That's one thing I actually miss about having a little extra padding :/
Um, I have a kind of risque wow moment, and since it seems okay to write them here then I'll put this up too.... I went to my daughter's Rocky Horror Picture Show where she's a cast member. I went as a virgin (never been before) which meant I had to do whatever the emcee said some of the virgins had to do. Well she knows the emcee pretty well, so he ordered me to give this guy a lapdance. And I did. In the front of the auditorium (it was dark okay). Apparently my daughter's castmates told her that she's got a MILF. I never thought the term would ever apply to me (hell I don't think MILF was a term six years ago when I was obese!)
:::ducking now after revealing the unusual things this mom does for her child:::
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October, 2002 - Dr. Alan Newhoff, Arizona - My Hero!
5'8" - 300/129.5/140/145 - Working to regain to my FEEL GOOD weight!
(Highest/Current/My Goal/Dr. Goal)
Highest Size: 26/28
Current Size: 6/8
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