Praying at work
I was going thru old joke emails and found this one that made me laugh so hard that people had to come to my cube to see what I was laughing at. Thought I'd share so for those that are having a frustrating day at work may have a good laugh too! Hope you like it. Hope no one gets offended by it either...so I'll apologize now! Sue
How to tell if you need to pray at work
-When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing “good morning” to everyone and you think, “somebody needs to slap the s#@! Out of her”
-you need to pray at work
-When someone comes in and announces, “Office meeting in 5 minutes,” and you think, “what the f*&% do they want now?”
-you need to pray at work
-When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, “which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?”
-you need to pray at work
-When you’re in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for 5 minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN 1 floor, and you say “that lazy b*&%$#.”
-you need to pray at work
-When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, “sorry a## m#$^% f%$#s”
-you need to pray at work
-If you ever thought about poisoning, choking, or slapping someone that you work with
-you need to pray at work
-If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it’s going to lead to their whole f*$^&# life story
-you need to pray at work
-If you know all the words that have been bleeped out….
-you DEFINATELY need to pray at work!
Let us all bow our heads!!!!
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