Why does a mother-in-law blame a ghost in the house as the answer to who turned the thermostat up to 80 so that she doesn't have to take the blame herself, even though she's the only one in the house?
When you have a double width driveway, why does your mother-in-law, father-in-law, and wife insist on parking in the very middle of it?
Why is it when you're trying not to wake the baby and you crunch on your toast the noise is "Way" too loud, but when you're wife slams the microwave door and turns the TV up, she's just trying to be quiet for the baby???
I guess some of these questions just don't have answers...they're mysteries...
-Mike