I am throwing in a blonde joke her too:
This takes place on an airplane bound for Paris.
A blond woman flying coach gets up and finds an empty seat on businesclass. The stewardess sees this, and tells her to go back to her seat. The blond says:
I am blond,beautifull, and on my way to Paris, i'm staying in this seat.
After a few attemps to get her to return to her seat, the stewardess enters the cockpit and informs the pilots of the blonde seat steeling passager. The co-pilot comes up to the blonde, tells her why she can't sit in businessclass, and the blonde replies:
I am blonde, beautifull and on my way to Paris, I'm staying in this seat.
The co-pilot goes back into the cockpit, and says that they should try and tell the airport in paris so that they can take action against the blonde upon arrival. The pilot then says: She's blond you say? I can handle this, my girlfriend is blond, so i speak blonde.
He goes out to the blonde, whispers something in her ear, and she looks at him and says; Oh, i didn't know that, and gets up and returns to her seat in coach.
The stewardess and co pilot look surprised, and asks the pilot what he said. Well said the pilot, i just told her that the businessclass seats don't go to Paris.....
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Hugs from Jane in Norway
GBP March 13th,2007
95 pounds lost,current weight is 143 pounds
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