Good Joke
*Scouse Vasectomy *
After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was
enough, as the Social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't
strong enough to nick one, the husband went to his doctor and told
him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
Would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was
To go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold
The can up to his Ear and count to 10.
The scouse said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the
World, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to
My ear is going to help me."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held
The can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which
Point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
Counting on his other hand...
This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, Cornwall,
Sunderland, Wigan, Aberdeen and anywhere in Ireland
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