Tammy. . . uh, no. Sorry, there is no way I am letting you leave work. After all, misery loves company!!!
I am so bummed you will be leaving . . . but I am so happy for you too. And to think that you asked me if I was interested in that job! I guess I'm none too smart.
Tammy is my pre-opp fount of knowledge. Thank you for being a wonderful family member through the knife . . . you are awesome!
And Tammy . . . I am down another pound so you have now lost as much weight as I currently weigh! Wahooooooooooooooooooooo