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Originally Posted by justawoman
HELP HELP....Someone contact my husband immediately. LOL We have this convo all the damn time. He believes we don't need to have sex all the damn time and I am always trying for a few times a week and he just wont budge. I thought it was the woman who always had the headache not the damn man. grrrrrrrrr I told him yesterday uhmmm you haven't given it up since January 26th do you think I could get some action around here or what and he laughs and thinks I am addicted to sex...WOW the roles are reversed around this house...I am going to make him read this thread..LOL thanks  |
Dear Hubby;
C’mon man, you’ve got one HOT woman with you. You need to take care of HER needs, and believe me, she will take care of yours! Hey, your young, virile, and look extremely strong! A few times a week is nothing! It’s one of the best workout’s you could have. Remember, God gave us sex so he can laugh at the faces we give, and the contortions we try!
Please allow me to make some suggestions:
Flower petals on the bed. Rolling around on these satin like leaves feel oh so good, especially for the little lady!
How about a candle-lit bubble bath!
While in the tub, try some body paints – let your imagination go!
If you get hungry, pull out (pun intended) the body chocolate.
If you can't find any, raid the fridge. I've heard that Hershey's chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and other condiments can really work things up!
Fish-net stockings. Not for her, YOU! Laughter and love go wonderfully together.
Remember - if you don't use it, you'll lose it - it's proactive health. Using that plumbing will help prevent testicular cancer (serious truth!)
However, you MUST stay away from - gerbils, sheep, sausages, and anything that has "plug" in it's name.
If you need more suggestions, just ask! I'm full of them!
