Being follicley challenged, I can assure you that hair is highly overrated.
Here are some of the perks of going bald:
1. You never get hat-head
2. You do not need to lug a comb or brush around with you. (If you do have
a comb, you will never
part with it.
Groan)
3. You fear no wind
4. You can dry your hair with a paper towel if you get caught in the rain.
5. Your thumb and pointer finger form an effective squeegee for your head if
there is no paper towel available.
6. You are more aerodynamic! Built for high-speed with low drag.
(Personally, I am almost considered "stealth" because there are no sharp
edges on me anywhere that could reflect a radar signal.)
7. You no longer imagine you hear the phone ringing when you use a blow
dryer.
8. If someone finds a hair in their food, you are never suspected.
9. It is virtually impossible to sunburn the part in your hair.
10. You can use the money you would have spent on haircuts, styles, perms,
coloring, etc. on a trip to Hawaii.
11. A bottle of shampoo lasts longer than some relationships...choose wisely
because you're going to be together for a long time.
12. You cannot possibly get a bad haircut.
13. No dark roots.
14. You never have to put "placenta" on your head again! (Who came up
with the idea of putting that in shampoo in the first place?!)
15. You can work in food service without wearing a hair net.
16. You never get frustrated and "pull your hair out" at work.
17. Shower drains never clog or slow down.
18. It disproves that if you pluck out a hair two will grow back.
19. You will never hear a hair-raising story.
20. No bad hair days....ever.
So going bald has its advantages. And hey... Did you notice that none of the smileys have hair? Just look how happy most of them are.
-Mike-