Fast forward to your surgery date: Docs are all standing around an operating table w/nurses bustling to and fro. The lights are all eerily dim except for a bright beam shining down on the patient lying prone...
Doc 1: (shaking his head) Just too bad. Close 'er up.
Doc 2: Yep, such a waste. (to nurse) Someone call to get me a tee time.
Doc 1: It was that darn sandwich and chips! How did that get in there when I'm positive I told her liquids only for 2 weeks? Can I join you for a round?
Nurse: Shall we reschedule in six months after another supervised diet, 2 weeks of liquid and another bowel prep, doctor?
Fade to black.
Yeah, Right! You'll be fine!! Stop stressing. I'm betting the stress of eating the sammy and chips is doing more harm than the meal!
Sorry for the morbid humor!
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 René
Dr. Savu, VAMCLJ
January 25,2007 Lap RNY
5'3"/current BMI=22.6 OMG! I'm normal! Well, my BMI at least!
242/214.4/127.5/135
Highest/Surgery/Current (below goal!)/ My Goal (Doc wants "normal" BMI)
114.5 lbs lost from highest, 87 lbs from surgery and 32.5 inches gone forever!
CENTURY!! 9/14/07
GOAL!!11/1/07
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